hair shows are not for hairdressers

Seriously, people. If you want this post to be cut short, just stop and understand at the title.
I just attended the big ISSE show at the Long Beach convention center this past sunday and for all of you who don't know that's the International Salon and Spa Expo. Definitely entertaining. I should've just bought twenty tickets and sold them double the price because the show was basically for people who get excited at the sight of glitter and nude colored corsets that push your boobs up so all your new chest wrinkles from the sun can become the new focal point on your body. But if you're like me and you you don't have boobs say-I don't know-bigger than a 32a/b(are there any more left?!), or you're way past the age that wearing glitter while not on ecstasy is okay, then throw the need for further career training out the window,and have a blast revisiting trends that used to be cool, buy a poster of all the options of fades you can get, and get your legs waxed for free in front of 100 people.