Monday, January 5, 2009

Get Yourself Connected

Yes, folks. I'm one of the millions of people who have sold a fraction of their soul to the I-phone. Many things came together for me to make this grand decision. To start, Dog Tha Bounty was in the store with his wife. It just made everything that much more festive and- it also made me realize that even authentic mullet wearing(with a flat top in the front), almond eye shape oakley wearing(don't foget the strap to keep 'em from falling from your head), caught on national television repeating racial slurs, type men have gotten the I-phone before me.
I can't wait until my new phone can run the bath, turn on the heater, and start dinner for me before I get home.